Post by Terezi Pyrope on Dec 28, 2010 21:40:34 GMT -5
TEREZI♦PYROPE
Homestuck
Homestuck
Oh, my!
Feels just like I don’t try!
Look so good, I might die!
All I know is, everybody loves me!
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Full Name: Terezi Pyrope
Nicknames: Scourge Sister, Redglare, gallowsCalibrator
Sex: Female
Age: Twelve solar sweeps, which makes her seventeen.
Date of Birth: Unknown, all we know that is her zodiac sign is Libra.
Sexual Orientation: “I ONLY SWING ONE WAY! HEHEHEHE.” She’s straight.
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Height: 5’9”
Weight: 130lbs
Build: She was an early bloomer when she was thirteen, but now the years between then and now have changed her body slightly; more average looking than curvy now.
Hair: Black
Eyes: Used to have yellow as the colour of her whites and black irises, but they’re now fully candy-red.
Clothing: She has duplicates of the same outfit (for trolls do no believe in fashion), which is a black T-shirt with the Libra symbol on it, black pants, and pretty little red shoes. And red glasses covering her eyes.
Unique Features: She has two horns on her head that resemble candy-corn. They stick out and are pointed at the tip, and are nearly horizontal. Always seems to have a permanent smile on her face. Also speaks with much enthusiasm, putting a weird emphasis on her I’s, A’s and E’s. If she bleeds, her blood a light teal blue.
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Terezi is alternatingly civil, flirty, manipulative, derisive and outright sociopathic in her interactions. She is almost always grinning and at lots of times, it appears as though she is cackling madly. She has the greatest ability in scaring the everloving piss out of the humans she trolls, due to the way she can easily become crazily obsessed with bothering them, become clingy, and dub them 'hatefriends'.
She also has more lighthearted interests like dragons, or collecting plushies and scales to put on her walls. She has a habit of using chalks to draw on walls for use in her live-action roleplays. She has deemed red the colour that is the 'most tastiest' and it's her favourite colour. On the subject of colours, Terezi is very interested in other people's blood color, but that may be more out of psychotic curiosity than hierarchy (In Alternia, your blood colour is your status symbol. Purple is royalty while red means you are a mutant). Terezi's own blood is in the teal end of blue, keeping her out of the aristocracy's conspiracy games.
Likes:
♥ Red chalk
♥ Her blindness
♥ Dragons
♥ Justice
♥ Bright colours
Dislikes:
✖ Dull colours
✖ Bland scents
✖ Roleplaying
✖ “Weird Time Shit”, as she dubs it.
Fears:
☣ Another roleplaying catastrophe
☣ Being confused at her surroundings
☣ Getting lost
Quirks:
• She can ‘smell’ and ‘taste’ the world around her, so she doesn’t really need a cane
• She has a habit of licking people/things so she knows what’s there
• Terezi actually likes being blind
• Can easily become borderline obsessed with someone
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Family: Her only family was her caretaker, a giant dragon still in it’s egg. She presumes that since it hatched, the world ended, which is why she’s here.
History: Terezi seems to only remember back to the days when she was six solar sweeps. She had a life on her home planet Alternia that was, as she puts it, “Crazy and fun all due to the exquisite colours I could embrace!”. She (still) spent all her time trolling people on her pesterChum, an old instant message system everyone on her planet used. Terezi was a bothersome girl who loved to either troll others, or play court with her many plush toys. If one was to visit her house, they would see little dragon toys hanging from windows as trees, punishment for those criminals who decided to try and lie their way out of court. Her blindness happened when she got into a fight with an old friend named Vriska, who crippled one of their friend and killed another during ‘unfortunate roleplaying accidents’. Terezi was the last one Vriska had to either destroy or maim, so she took control of Terezi’s mind (through a series of mind controlling others) and tricked her into staring at the sun for a couple of minutes, roasting her eyes and blinding her.
Strengths: Even though she seems crazy and stupid, she actually is a good lawyer. She has studied the ways of Alternian law, and makes it a habit of “Orchestrating the demise of the wicked”. She’s also a good internet troll, like every other person on Alternia.
Weaknesses: Calming down. She cannot stay still. Terezi also struggles to keep people around, due to her infatuation with their blood colour, hair colour, eye colour, how they taste and how they smell. Over the internet, she’ll laugh, insult, and threaten to kill the person she is talking to, all while trying to seem joyful. (She’d take, “I could just eat you up!” to a serious extreme.)
Skills: As stated before, she’s an excellent lawyer. And the fact she can smell and taste the world around her as oppose to seeing it, she can find and notice things others may ignore. Since she thinks “Weird Time Shit” is dumb and it gives her a headache, it makes her a more efficient internet troll, since she can confuse and annoy people much more easily.
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“Worship in the custom manner!”
Terezi brought the chalk to her lips. Opening her mouth, she glided her tongue along the smooth surface, a giggle coming from her throat and then full on laughter. Oh, it was delicious! She had a whole package of red chalk in her pocket and she was in heaven, practically!
Okay, this wasn’t customary or anything. She wasn’t even supposed to worship the chalk. She was just weird.
The young troll pocketed the stick of chalk, rubbing her fingers together to get some of the powder off. Then, she brought the fingers to her lips and licked them clean, savouring all the tastiness of the drawing utensil from her hands. She’d kill for this, she’d die for this! Red chalk was simply the best. Anyone who said another colour was tasty was simply absurd. It was a stupid opinion. And anyone who has that opinion is stupid. She knew it was just her own opinion, but, she was right.
She kicked her feet while she moved the computer mouse, clicking on the dandy little ‘pesterChum’ icon on her desktop. Leaning forward, she licked up her screen at her friends list. Now, who to talk to?
Him? Eugh, his text tasted like shit. Her? No, she‘d be boring. Her? No, not her! She’d be annoying! Him?
… Hm, him?
Terezi took off her glassed to lick the lenses, and thought to herself. The boy she would speak to would be the biggest asshole she knew. Karkat would most likely shout at her, proclaim she’s a bigger asshole than him, and then sit in silence after closing the window. There would be a good chance that after his shouting and her teasing, he’d pull the window back up and ask if they were still friends. She chuckled at the thought of that, licking the lenses even more. That’d be a conversation worth having.
The libra clicked on the dull grey name, and began typing. Her typing quirk flowed easily from her fingertips, from years of trolling and typing, and it was just how she’d speak in real life; her I’s strange, her A’s forced, and her E’s slowly fading, even in the middle of a sentence.
gallowsCalibrator (GC) began trolling carcinoGeneticist (CG)
GC: H3Y GU3SS WH4T B1G N3WS
GC: L1K3 HOLY SH1T STOP TH3 PR3SS3S TH1S 1S B1G, K4RKL3S
GC: 1 TH1NK 1’V3 FOUND OUT WH4T TH3S3 HUM4N CR34TUR3S 3X4CTLY DO 1N TH31R SP4R3 T1M3 8)
And she waited, waited for him to snap at her and make her laugh. She pulled out that stick of chalk again and licked it, laughing already.
She was weird girl, and weird girls don’t have many friends. But she was sure she had some, and those few friends were going to enjoy the road trip she was conducting. She was driving, of course.
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Name: Claire.
Age/Birthday: Fifteen, May 24th.
Timezone: Eastern (-5)
Anything to add?: Aaaah! I’d like to get to know you all soon! ;v;/ My email is justahotmess@hotmail.com, in case anyone may need it. I may seem a bit shy but I’m sorry about that, I’m flustered easily…
Have you read and agreed to the rules?:Hey guys I really like those crazy back humpers, you call them Jockey‘s don’t youYes I have. =v=
